text text text yeah.

[vigilanting]

text / sext / tfln these losers.

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[centor]

I'll raise you one better: when have you ever refrained from telling me this?

( granted, he's usually drunk when he says it, but chiron remembers every time. )

[winer]

I just thought I should let you know, you know.

daydreams
it's a good dick
the best even

[centor]

I bet you say that to all the boys. How many times does it work?

[winer]

9/10
what are you wearing?

by that, I mean horse legs or boy legs?

[centor]

That success rate seems a bit inflated.

( translation: sounds fake but ok. he takes a moment to consider what to say next, then ... )

Which would you prefer?

[winer]

horse, always horse
although I won't say no to either
that is to say your human cock is also a thing of beauty

[centor]

You know, as a physician, it is my professional opinion that your obsession with my cock might be cause for concern.

( chiron this isn't how u sext....... )

[winer]

as the god of madness and mania, partying and pleasure, it's my professional opinion that you're talking a lot for a guy with a boner

( boner god powers activate. enjoy it!!!!!! )

[centor]

( goddammit. it's not like he really needed the help tho!!! )

Because I know how to control myself better, Dio.




And it's a bit hard to reach at the moment.

[winer]

yesssss that's what the boys love to hear. good on you.
i'd be happy to lend a hand if we were only in person, my dear, dear centaur

[centor]

( ugh. )

You're insufferable. Completely intolerable.

[winer]

and yet you tolerate me. would you like to know why?

it's because you find me as irresistible as I am intolerable.
intoxicating, maybe?
you must be a masochist
:^)

[centor]

Or perhaps I've simply gone absolutely mad.
Which I'm sure you'd love to take credit for.

[winer]

you know me all too well, old friend.
either way I'm pleased.

visit me soon, Chiron.
when was the last time you left your cave? the Trojan War?

[centor]

( sweats nervously... )

It has been some time.
Has Olympus changed much since last I visited?

( dio can be sure the cave hasn't changed at all in the last millennium. )