text text text yeah.

[vigilanting]

text / sext / tfln these losers.

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jesper.

[corporalki]

If it's not for food we are not going out.

[martingales]

when have i, jesper fahey, ever denied you, the beautiful nina zenik, a night out for food

[corporalki]

Never. And you should keep it that way.

clarissa la bae

[exypnos]

Rumor is next cabin with a noise complaint at night gets kitchen duty for a month.

(You didn't hear it from me.)

[rues]

is that a challenge or a warning

oh man i wonder. c:

[eskrimas]

You know, this whole 'waste time paying back a debt' thing would be 100 times easier if there was some kind of Netflix connection.

[metabolizes]

well
its not exactly netflix but
theres something close
hugflix?
idk but they have all of star trek
thats all that matters in this world

[eskrimas]

Okay but which seasons.

eddie eddie eddie

[metre]

911 yes hello i have a crime i'd like to declare

[coincidents]

Let me guess. Someone's been speeding again?

wally

[tatlantean]

I've been sent to the grocery store on a mission from M'gann to collect a 'turkey' for the team. She also stated we are to learn to cook it...? Do you think you could explain this in more detail?

[chemistryinmotion]

ohhh
i guess you havent been here for thanksgiving yet
every year we get to stuff our faces
symbolically
to represent like
the pilgrims
and some feast they shared with the native people after the first harvest
insert spiel about love and friendship and giving thanks

my 80s prince.

[quivers]

Hey, hotshot.

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I miss your nerd face.

[metabolizes]

wow
wow

[ wally, use your big boy words ]

i mean
you just showed me what i miss
your face included obviously

[ trying to be polite while also trying to be sexy??? ]

trips and ends up here somehow.

[trapezing]

so uhh hey

guess who might actually have gone onto the field completely commando because he left his briefs at your place

the rubbing of nomex against your goods?
turns out
not that comfortable!

be a bro and speed it over to me if you're not already out saving the world?

[metabolizes]

[ ok just

give him a second

dick, you absolute disaster ]

i hope you know i've been laughing for the past two minutes
which as you know is a very long time for a speedster
i'll be right there ok
no one likes chafed goods




shit wait
i think im wearing them
hang tight bro i got this

[ look, he's fast, so this whole 'run back to the apartment and change' thing will only take like 10 seconds, assuming he doesn't trip over his own two feet. ]

so many options for misfires, so little time.

[advena]

hey siri google DIY kryptonite handcuffs how to

( EITHER JIMJAMS OR WALLACE OF EITHER VARIETY... or eddie craughs... )

[metabolizes]

hey kara google wally west one direction laugh
im kidding
tho there is actually a video of me dubsmashing the one direction laugh
anyway not the point
im offended you didnt mean to text me this
i have Skills i could totally make kryptonite handcuffs a thing


but only if you tell me who theyre for 😏😏😏

[coincidents]

[ well. this isn't the most awkward text he's ever received. i mean, he's dating barry. ]

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but ...
I don't think I can help you there.

[ not that he doesn't know a thing or two about superheros needing special handcuffs, but ... ]

Was this meant for Barry?

[ eddie do you even know what siri is oh my god ]

3:30am """""sexy"""""text;

[topsiders]

Help me

I've been reading the same paragraph in this book for the last 75 minutes

hOW DID I MISS THIS

[cabeswatered]

[ gansey......... it's lucky adam is still awake. but even if he wasn't, he wouldn't have been able to miss the distinct excelsior! that sounds every time gansey texts him. he should really remember to turn his phone on silent at night. then again, he might miss gansey texting him, so it's better to keep it on. ]

I think you might need to call it a night.
Or you could call and read it to me, if that would help.

[ maybe he just wants to hear gansey's voice. you don't know his life (well, yes, he does, but that's not the point). ]

bazzy!!

[scone]

do you kinda feel like maybe deciding to live away from each other was sort of a bad choice

[numptied]

( the fact that his response is almost immediate is more telling than his actual answer. because baz can never just say yes. )

Miss me, Snow?

party horse

[winer]

have I ever told you that you're a fine piece of dick?

[centor]

I'll raise you one better: when have you ever refrained from telling me this?

( granted, he's usually drunk when he says it, but chiron remembers every time. )