asterbatics: (whelmed ↻ uh-oh)
Ⓡoвιɴ ([personal profile] asterbatics) wrote in [community profile] metrops 2012-07-11 03:14 pm (UTC)

[The whole 'time has no meaning' aspect of this moment is shared by both sides, though Robin can't really know that this is familiar to Wally. He's too busy dealing with how unfamiliar it is to him. Usually he's pretty on top of what is going on, his surroundings, time passing, what he's doing, but right now he can barely keep track of whether or not his hands have been there or not, or if they're even rolling around on this bed. They must be, because Wally is now on top of him, but does it really matter? Not really, and Robin can't bring himself to care.

That is, until Wally pulls away abruptly, looking panicked, which makes Robin panicked because oh god did he do something wrong? What was he even doing? What constitutes as wrong? But then...

Wally. Wally. Robin just sort of...stares at him for a moment, needing that moment to actually process what was just said. What just happened. Wally is talking about masturbating while they're making out and oh god. Is that what is supposed to happen next? That voice of self-consciousness breaks through but Robin ignores it, giving Wally a look.]


Dude. [Cause this set of threads is lacking in their dude count.] Is that an issue? Right now? [It's only after he says it that Robin realizes it might be. It could. He glances down to Wally's crotch because uh...that's what they're talking about, right? Right. And...wait. Does that mean Wally turned on? By kissing him? Kissing Robin? He can't really recall if he felt anything, but it's possible, right?

Nevermind that Robin's probably only jacked off himself a few times. In his whole life. This is apparently a very serious matter for Wally. So just...ignore the awkwardness of the situation and look back up at your best friend.]


Do you need help or what? [Because obviously that's the only reason Wally would bring this up. Obviously. Where is logic when you were just making out with your best friend?]

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