libertalia: (54 - 9QA2JwH)
π™Žπ˜Όπ™ˆπ™π™€π™‡ π˜Ώπ™π˜Όπ™†π™€ ([personal profile] libertalia) wrote in [community profile] metrops 2022-04-30 05:27 pm (UTC)

1. i think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary

2. just gave a yankees fan wrong directions to fenway....welcome to boston asshole

3. i just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate

4. i don't remember anything but yelling at the ump in spanish

5. i tried to give up sex for lent
feels weird that on easter i'm this excited to be a whore again

6. it went well until she said "me" instead of "my" and i kept sexting her in character as a pirate

7. text him!

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