ππΌππππ πΏππΌππ (
libertalia
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2022-04-30 05:27 pm (UTC)
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1. i think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
2. just gave a yankees fan wrong directions to fenway....welcome to boston asshole
3. i just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate
4. i don't remember anything but yelling at the ump in spanish
5. i tried to give up sex for lent
feels weird that on easter i'm this excited to be a whore again
6. it went well until she said "me" instead of "my" and i kept sexting her in character as a pirate
7. text him!
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no subject
2. just gave a yankees fan wrong directions to fenway....welcome to boston asshole
3. i just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate
4. i don't remember anything but yelling at the ump in spanish
5. i tried to give up sex for lent
feels weird that on easter i'm this excited to be a whore again
6. it went well until she said "me" instead of "my" and i kept sexting her in character as a pirate
7. text him!