1. i always hoped that one day i'd have a sex position named in my honor
2. is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
3. we still on for manwhore monday?
4. so when i got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn then kept shouting don't judge me or i'll judge you
5. i will not be out-irished not this night if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors
6. i realized last night i never talk dirty in german during sex how much wasted potential is that?
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2. is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
3. we still on for manwhore monday?
4. so when i got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn
then kept shouting don't judge me or i'll judge you
5. i will not be out-irished
not this night
if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors
6. i realized last night i never talk dirty in german during sex
how much wasted potential is that?
7. text him!